The Bolton Ass Archive
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![THE ASS IN THE LION’S SKIN “What pranks I shall play!” thought the Ass, “In this skin for a Lion to pass;” But he left one ear out, And a […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/AssLionSkin.bmp "The Ass in the Lion’s Skin by Æsop")
The Ass in the Lion’s Skin by Æsop
Posted on September 3, 2011 | No CommentsTHE ASS IN THE LION’S SKIN “What pranks I shall play!” thought the Ass, “In this skin for a Lion to pass;” But he left one ear out, And a […] -
![The Bolton Ass is proud to present the Kick Ass Award to Business Columnist William Bruce and Lagniappe Mobile, Alabama Lagniappe has been publishing bi-weekly newspapers in Mobile, Alabama since […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/20110808Kick-Ass-115x115.jpg "The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000003")
The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000003
Posted on August 8, 2011 | 1 CommentThe Bolton Ass is proud to present the Kick Ass Award to Business Columnist William Bruce and Lagniappe Mobile, Alabama Lagniappe has been publishing bi-weekly newspapers in Mobile, Alabama since […] -
![Sixty-one years ago, my donkey’s Uncle Francis became a movie star. Hollywood followed him with cameras during the war and showed their footage to the world. Yes, reality shows existed […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/FrancistheTalkingMule-115x115.jpg "Have You Met Uncle Francis The Talking Mule?")
Have You Met Uncle Francis The Talking Mule?
Posted on July 28, 2011 | 1 CommentSixty-one years ago, my donkey’s Uncle Francis became a movie star. Hollywood followed him with cameras during the war and showed their footage to the world. Yes, reality shows existed […] -
![THE ASS AND HIS DRIVER An Ass was being driven along a road leading down the mountain side, when he suddenly took it into his silly head to choose his […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Ass-and-his-Driver-115x115.jpg "The Ass and His Driver by Æsop")
The Ass and His Driver by Æsop
Posted on July 3, 2011 | No CommentsTHE ASS AND HIS DRIVER An Ass was being driven along a road leading down the mountain side, when he suddenly took it into his silly head to choose his […] -
![The Bolton Ass is compelled to present the The Bolton Dumb Ass Award to irresponsible parties of BP’s Gulf Oil Disaster. Let it be known to all people that The […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DumbAssAward0001-115x115.jpg "The Bolton Dumb Ass Award #0000001")
The Bolton Dumb Ass Award #0000001
Posted on July 2, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass is compelled to present the The Bolton Dumb Ass Award to irresponsible parties of BP’s Gulf Oil Disaster. Let it be known to all people that The […] -
![What do you mean you’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass? Well, let me introduce you to this once famous donkey. I found out about The Bolton Ass because Dr. […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Horse-vs-Donkey-219x300-115x115.jpg "You’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass???")
You’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass???
Posted on June 26, 2011 | No CommentsWhat do you mean you’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass? Well, let me introduce you to this once famous donkey. I found out about The Bolton Ass because Dr. […] -
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 9 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Sara-and-Paul-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Honeymoon")
Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Honeymoon
Posted on June 25, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 9 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […] -
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 8 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/CakeTopper-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Reception")
Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Reception
Posted on June 24, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 8 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […] -
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 7 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Paul-and-Sara-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Wedding")
Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Wedding
Posted on June 23, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 7 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […] -
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 6 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/FailWhale-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ 2:00 pm Countdown")
Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ 2:00 pm Countdown
Posted on June 22, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 6 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]