Archive for July, 2011
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Have You Met Uncle Francis The Talking Mule?
Posted on July 28, 2011 | 1 CommentSixty-one years ago, my donkey’s Uncle Francis became a movie star. Hollywood followed him with cameras during the war and showed their footage to the world. Yes, reality shows existed […] -
The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000002
Posted on July 23, 2011 | No CommentsI am pleased to announce The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000002 was presented to the Alabama Deep Sea Fishing Rodeo of Dauphin Island, Alabama on 23 July 2011. This […] -
The Ass and His Driver by Æsop
Posted on July 3, 2011 | No CommentsTHE ASS AND HIS DRIVER An Ass was being driven along a road leading down the mountain side, when he suddenly took it into his silly head to choose his […] -
The Bolton Dumb Ass Award #0000001
Posted on July 2, 2011 | No CommentsThe Bolton Ass is compelled to present the The Bolton Dumb Ass Award to irresponsible parties of BP’s Gulf Oil Disaster. Let it be known to all people that The […]
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