The Bolton Ass

THE ASS IN THE LION’S SKIN “What pranks I shall play!” thought the Ass, “In this skin for a Lion to pass;” But he left one ear out, And a […]

The Bolton Ass is proud to present the Kick Ass Award to Business Columnist William Bruce and Lagniappe Mobile, Alabama Lagniappe has been publishing bi-weekly newspapers in Mobile, Alabama since […]

Most people think Vulcans made First Contact with Earth in 2063. Some think it was in 1957 at Carbon Creek. However, I’ve got proof that Spock visited Earth in 1952! Hollywood was […]

Sixty-one years ago, my donkey’s Uncle Francis became a movie star. Hollywood followed him with cameras during the war and showed their footage to the world. Yes, reality shows existed […]

I am pleased to announce The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000002 was presented to the Alabama Deep Sea Fishing Rodeo of Dauphin Island, Alabama on 23 July 2011. This […]

THE ASS AND HIS DRIVER An Ass was being driven along a road leading down the mountain side, when he suddenly took it into his silly head to choose his […]

The Bolton Ass is compelled to present the The Bolton Dumb Ass Award to irresponsible parties of BP’s Gulf Oil Disaster. Let it be known to all people that The […]

What do you mean you’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass? Well, let me introduce you to this once famous donkey. I found out about The Bolton Ass because Dr. […]

The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 9 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]

The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 8 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]